I’m officially of the age
that my phone
no longer recognizes my face
in the morning.
Must be my multi-focal glasses
I think.
Still no.
I’m trying to buy
a star tracking app
on the toilet
at 6:11am
so I persist.
What if I smooth
down my Kramer from Seinfeld bed head?
No again.
Turns out
I am just
unrecognizable
at 6am.
I need a full shower
and makeup
to get the validation
I seek
from the screen
in my hand.